Merry Christmas!!

To all my bloggy friends, I want to wish you a very Merry Christmas and a prosperous New Year....I hope to see you all in 2013!!

 Love, Hugs and Peace,
   ~ Sue

Timmy writes Santa Claus an email~

Dear Santa,

How are you? How is Mrs. Claus? I hope everyone, from the reindeer to the
elves, is fine. I have been a very good boy this year. I would like an X-Box
360 with Call of Duty IV and an iPhone 5 for Christmas. I hope you remember
that come Christmas Day.

Merry Christmas,

Timmy Jones

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Dear Timmy,

Thank you for your letter. Mrs. Claus, the reindeer and the elves are all
fine and thank you for asking about them. Santa is a little worried all the
time you spend playing video games and texting. Santa wouldn't want you to
get fat. Since you have indeed been a good boy, I think I'll bring you
something you can go outside and play with.

Merry Christmas,
Santa Claus

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Mr. Claus,

Seeing that I have fulfilled the "naughty vs. Nice" contract, set by you I
might add, I feel confident that you can see your way clear to granting me
what I have asked for. I certainly wouldn't want to turn this joyous season
into one of litigation. Also, don't you think that a poke at my weight,
coming from an overweight man who goes out once a year, is a bit trite?

Respectfully, Tim Jones

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Mr. Jones,

While I have acknowledged you have met the "nice" criteria, need I remind
you that your Christmas list is a request and in no way is it a guarantee of
services provided. Should you wish to pursue legal action, well that is your
right. Please know, however, that my attorneys have been on retainer ever
since the Burgermeister-Meisterburger incident and will be more than happy
to take you on in open court.

Additionally, the exercise I alluded to will not only improve your health,
but also improve your social skills and potentially help clear up a
complexion that looks like the bottom of the Burger King fry bin most days.

Very Truly Yours,

S. Claus

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Now look here Fat Man,

I told you what I want and I expect you to bring it. I was attempting to be
polite about this but you brought my looks and my friends into this. Now you
just be disrespecting me. I'm about to tweet my boys and we're gonna be
waiting for your fat ass and I'm taking my game console, my game, my phone,
and whatever else I want. WHAT EVER I WANT, MAN!

T-Bone

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Listen Pizza Face,

Seriously, you think a dude that breaks into every house in the world on one
night and never gets caught sweats a skinny G-banger wannabe? "He sees you
when you're sleeping; He knows when you're awake". Sound familiar, genius?
You know what kind of resources I have at my disposal. I got your shit
wired, Jack. I go all around the world and see ways to hurt people that if I
described them right now, you'd throw up your Totino's pizza roll all over
the carpet of your mom's basement. You're not getting what you asked for,
but I'm still stopping by your crib to stomp a mud hole in your ass and then
walk it dry. Chew on that, Petunia.

S Clizzy

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Dear Santa,

Bring me whatever you see fit. I'll appreciate anything.

Timmy

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Timmy,

That's what I thought you said. Santa

Man Up, Boner!!

Speaker Boehner you are looking like a FOOL! Bracing the country for a fall off the fiscal cliff because Dems won't bend to keeping tax cuts to the upper 2% that we can't afford, that is hilarious! If you GOP are TRULY serious about cutting the deficit then you would not be calling for a tax cut extension to the upper 2%! YOU and YOUR party are on the WRONG side, going off the curb

is something WE Dems are looking forward to, You are surely not thinking going off the curb will hurt Democrats and President Obama are you?? See, Pres. Obama IS the smartest man in the room, he knows if all tax cuts go back to Clinton Era rates then in January Congressional Dems will offer up a bill to cut middle class taxes, and what will the GOP do then??  The country KNOWS tax cuts to the top 2% DO NOT GROW THE ECONOMY, so WHY are you still fighting for them?? Please tell us, for I hear over and over the question being asked, but never have I heard a clear answer!

Just today I read that executives are saying to Congress DO NOT cut entitlements so the 2% can keep their tax cuts,  now we have over 65% of the country saying let the tax cuts expire for the top 2%, the rich are saying TAX THEM, Republicans, Independents, and Democrats are saying stop playing games...but it's those unreasonable, obstructionist, incompetent teabaggers in the House that are holding this up, and by doing so will only add to their own demise. That's how stupidly stubborn they are...

And then we have Boehner crying in his beer because he knows if he sides with 65% of the country, and god forbid THE PRESIDENT, then his job is on the line and most likely will lose it to a TEABAGGER! (((Shudder))). But wait, shudder we will NOT, for if this whole scenario comes to fruition it will surely be the end of the tea party as we know it, for you can just imagine what the House would look like and perform like with a Teabagger Speaker.....2014 will be here before you know it.

Come on Boner, man up! you can do this, then afterwards and in private, you can cry....